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Schick and Edge Shaving Gel Is Anti-Gay
To/Against/For: Schick and Edge Shaving Gela complaint to edge shaving gel that i have written:
the tops of your shaving gel cans are not secured to the actual container, and this presents a health risk.
due to the bush's 2011 economy, money is tight for everyone - it is because of this that i am trying to save money. i buy clothes at goodwill and i am basically a shut-in so i can save gas, seeing as how my 1996 explorer eats a lot of gas.
yes, i drive a 15 year-old car that i just bought last october.
regarding edge shaving gel, i will not buy a dildo anymore because they are too expensive and i can't find them cheaper online. i simply use an edge shaving gel can. thankfully, the top of the can is tapered where the gel shoots out of, but i know that the top is not secured to the bottle - therefore, i am always worried about the top of the container coming off while it is in my ass.
i cannot just shove the other side up my ass, i need that tapered end until i get loose enough. please start securing the tops to the container, or your company may be faced with a lawsuit brought on by a lot of gay "men".
dylan terreri, i
www.masculivoids.com
www.jaggedlittledyl.com, LLC
ps, i put the word "men" in quotes when referring to gay males - that is because gay males are only men on the outside and we are not justified within ourselves as men - and our curiosity of the masculine gender is the only justification i need to make such an assertion. gay "men" are masculivoids.
Recent Comments
| Name | Comment | |
| scott gilette | Did the Edge cap get stuck inside your gay ass, or were you just fearful of it getting stuck? Edge cans should not be used as vibrators or dildos. |
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