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To/Against/For: lone star steakhouse and the wombn who work thereto whom it may concern:
i am nikki finn and i will not be denied...i will know vengeance.
lone star steakhouse violated me today. i had places to be and things to do, lunch should have taken 20 minutes...not 50. the female subSERVERient was too proud to be subservient to anyone who runs a website known as "legalizerape.org". lone star steakhouse should not hire feminists or other females whose spite stems from men and their ability to lift more than a fifth grader. it is simply not our fault that we are of the stronger and more capable gender - it's testosterone's fault. it's biology's fault! it's god's fault! it's not mens' fault that a "womens' division" had to be added to the "coney island hot dog eating competition," it's not mens' fault that women can't triumph over men (only alongside of men). it's not mens' fault that sports teams are gender-based while spelling bees are not. it's not mens' fault that women need their own "special ed" ladies-only fitness centers to feel comfortable exercising, it's not mens' fault that women need their own "special ed" parking spaces when they have an extra 5 pounds to carry around.
i was just at the cranberry township lone star steakhouse in pennsylvania, i am western pennsylvania's contact and representative for the website known as www.legalizerape.org, and i feel that it is for my choice of occupation that i am discriminated against and harassed, both by area restaurants and the wombn who work there as servers (domestics). i will refer to the female as "wombn" rather than "wombman" or "woman," not to remove "man" from the word and not to ignore the wombn (eve) as a spin-off of man (adam), but just to focus on the womb and to suggest that maybe...just maybe...females' menstrual cycles are god's (or biology's) punishment for the womb not having been impregnated by a man. i'm suggesting that maybe females' menstrual cycles are punishment for their attempts to maintain that their milk-leaking MOMmarry glands and blood-leaking vaginas do not represent what their role or purpose in life actually is.
back to the matter at-hand: i was just at the cranberry township lone star steakhouse in pennsylvania, two steaks were ordered, i got my salad from the pretty waitress right away - as did the other diner who got his soup. i soon finished my salad and i was expecting my steak. i waited at least 15 to 20 more minutes, and finally the pretty domestic brought our food . that's over 25 minutes to get two steaks, one medium rare and the other well done. "why don't you check if the steaks are done enough," the pretty waitress asked. now, i don't care about how a steak is cooked (i just love to eat things that were once living) - i don't really know the difference between "medium rare" and "medium well" - but i had a vision of a blood-red vagina while looking at the slab of "medium rare" steak.. reminiscing about a pretty waitress who once took way too long bringing my food out to me, it took all i could muster to prevent a climactic silence of a certain pretty lamb's vagina.
now, i am not islamic and i do find muslims as offensive as i do servers who won't be subservient, but the restaurant-domestics in this area are so deserving to be bloodied up at any of the islamic rape rooms in the area. if i may be so bold, i'll suggest that lone star steakhouse should install an islamic rape room right in their restaurant - just to punish any wombn who is hired as a "server" but who is too proud to be subservient towards rape advocates like myself. it wasn't a week ago that i got terrible service at another restaurant by another wombn - it wasn't a week ago that i found myself suggesting that the restaurant send their little wombn to an islamic rape room - and the day i was waiting in that restaurant is the day when i just left the place after 15 minutes of waiting for something that should have taken less than 10 minutes. yes, i just left the restaurant - hopefully the domestic had to pay for the meals herself.
in closing, i shall warn the lone star steakhouse of the hateful and extremely vengeful side of me that i call "mr. hyde-lecter". now, mr. hyde-lecter says that if he's kept waiting over 15 minutes for an order that shouldn't take 10, he's just going to walk out. he won't have ordered or eaten a salad or an appetizer or anything that costs money - but the steak that he orders will not be paid for if it is not served to him before he leaves. maybe the domestic will feel raped if she has to pay for it herself, maybe not, but at least mr. hyde-lecter will silence the lambs in his head that are screaming for vengeance against the womb.
lone star steakhouse violated me today. i had places to be and things to do, lunch should have taken 20 minutes...not 50. the female subSERVERient was too proud to be subservient to anyone who runs a website known as "legalizerape.org". lone star steakhouse should not hire feminists or other females whose spite stems from men and their ability to lift more than a fifth grader. it is simply not mens' fault that men are of the stronger and more capable gender - it's testosterone's fault. it's biology's fault! it's god's fault! it's not mens' fault that a "womens' division" had to be added to the "coney island hot dog eating competition," it's not mens' fault that women can't triumph over men (only alongside of men). it's not mens' fault that sports teams are gender-based while spelling bees are not. it's not mens' fault that women need their own "special ed" ladies-only fitness centers, it's not mens' fault that women need their own "special ed" parking spaces when they have an extra 5 pounds to carry around.
dylan terreri, i
www.legalizerape.org
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