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A DIFFERENT KIND OF REDISTRIBUTION
To/Against/For: Madonna, Maroon 5, Limbaugh, Hannity, Elmo, J Lo,to whom it may concern:
a different kind of redistribution.
as i begin my day as well as this letter, lying on my pillow-top king-sized mattress with my hands on a keyboard and my head against a bunch of pillows that are against the wall, i realize that i am good-fortuned to be able to afford the 65 inch hdtv that is across the room and being used as my computer's monitor. my mind tells me that i shouldn't complain about the things i don't have, and that i ought to be thankful that i have my life. you see, i was almost killed in a automobile accident in the year 1990, it was the fault of the township and the county - therefore, i get a monthly check which i will never stop receiving...as well as a surprise that comes every five years, but that ends in 2020.
my mind tells me that i should be content with my life and that i should not expect more, but with all of these childish "occupiers" wailing about their jealousy of rich people, wailing for wealth-rediistribution, i feel the need to vent about a different kind of redistribution that i so desperately want.
i have been running a website since 1999. i had wanted a website that was all about me since 1997, i even registered my own name as a domain in 1997, but i didn't have any ideas for content. another reason i didn't do anything with that domain, was that i signed myself into a rehabilitation home for what they call a "traumatic brain injury" and i spent a year trying to manipulate myself out of that home. that story is at dylansbraininjury.com. anyway, listening to talk radio one morning in 2010 or 2011, it felt so good to hear that there was a fire in one of the rehab houses due to those cfl bulbs.
anyway, in 1998 and a few months after manipulating myself out of the "retard home" (that was what i called it, you should have seen those brain-injured numbsculls), i hopped a flight to maryland and went back to my old habits of cruising rest stops for gay encounters. i had met marc at a rest stop in laurel (ironically, my sister's name) and after he heard my story and my need for a roommate, he offered to rent a room in his house. it was not long after i moved in, that i began work on my website.
i had discovered the cd known as *jagged little pill* while staying at an apartment in bellevue (nashville) after leaving the retard home in 1998. i registered the domain *jaggedlittledyl.com" in early 1999, and here begins the crux of the letter:
I WANT FAME TO BE REDISTRIBUTED. MADONNA HAS ENOUGH AND SHE SHOULD REDISTRIBUTE IT. MAROON 5 HAVE ENOUGH AND THEY SHOULD REDISTRIBUTE IT. DONALD TRUMP IS A HOUSEHOLD NAME, HIS FAME SHOULD BE REDISTRIBUTED. RUSH LIMBAUGH, BILL GATES, AND EVEN ELMO - THEY ALL CAN AFFORD TO DONATE SOME OF THEIR NAME-RECOGNITION TO ME, SO THAT MY WEBSITE CAN BE FAMOUS.
in the early days of my website, i advertised by chatting about my site in america online's chat rooms for masculivoids (my word for gay "men"). my website did not become a household name. i advertised on napster by appending my mp3 filenames with my domain name. i've put homemade bumper stickers on my cars since 2001. my website is still not a household name, i want it to be.
i want fame to be redistributed. it's not fair that some people have it while others don't. i DESERVE it, my website is amazing, where else can you find almost 700 anti-minority song parodies and 2 1/2 autobiographical screenplays and printable bumper stickers and offensive t-shirt designs and videos of cross-country road trips and a plethora of both anti-gay satire and anti-feminist ridicule, as well as other rage against the politically-correct machine?! NOWHERE ELSE, i'll tell you, nowhere else.
this is a letter to the editor, this is a letter to society - if whiners are out there, clamoring for wealth-redistribution, then i am going to get a group of nonames together to clamor for fame-redistribution. and maybe someday we'll both see how immature we are, to praise diversity with the words "different is good" while wanting regulations against people who are too different, too rich or too famous. i guess the "occupiers" and their left-wing brethren want to limit peoples' differences: "different is good (within reason)". this "preach no excellence" mentality is evident in our schools, a gold star for everyone so nobody feels slighted - in the military, less physical requirements so females don't feel disabled - affirmative action, hire a skin color rather than a qualified man so blacks don't feel like a bunch of worthless monkeys.
dylan terreri, i
www.jaggedlittledyl.com, LLC
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