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To/Against/For: Risk Affirming Patriarchal EndeavorsR.A.P.E. - otherwise known as Risk Affirming Patriarchal Endeavors - that is the name of my "non-violent" mens' group. i take issue with your parking spaces "reserved for pregnant wombn," and am prepared to take you to court for gender-discrimination.
now, i have been infringing on the special rights wombn receive for the past three years - i started dressing in their halter-tops and "short-shorts" (who wears short-shorts, i wear short-shorts). if i was asked to leave a restaurant because i was dressed in revealing attire, i was sure to ask if they'd deny me if i was a wombn - and i also got names so that i could write to the company. once, i was even invited to stay - after i had given them a piece of my equality-affirming mind.
i went to "curves: fitness for wombn" and told them i was planning on getting a sex-change. i was told to come back after i had gotten the sex change, but after hearing of men invading "ladies only" tournaments at poker casinos - i wonder if being denied entry to "curves" was even legal. and what kind of proof do they need of my being a female - and what kind of harassment charges could i file once they ask to see proof on my body?
i invade parking spaces for "pregnant wombn," parking my gas-guzzler and doing a little "sheena easton strut" on over to the giant eagle grocery store. oblivious to peoples' staring, oblivious to the "crime" i had committed - the only illegal thing about it was the gender-discrimination that the parking space was designed for. it is illegal to discriminate based on gender. and there are too many maladies to make a parking space for each. "malady," ma lady, mah lady, my lady - "ma lady, you are a malady and society gives men no special parking spots and no special poker nights and no 'men only' fitness centers because men CAN handle adversity". okay,, maybe not gay "men," they have their own gyms and their own all-gay cable channel. "free your mind," is what i say to the wombn and gays whose focus is on "me me me". "i just don't like exercising around MEN," say the spineless wombs as they are drawn to their 6 year-old daughter's "no boys allowed" clubhouse. "me me me," is either elementally narcissistic or homosexual. or both. i guess i shouldn't pick on "men" who search for the man of their dreams in someone else, however narcissistic M4M may be.
now, as soon as bush's 2011 economy saves up enough money in my bank account, i will get a lawyer and sue every corporation for gender-discrimination. unless your corporation doesn't discriminate based on malady, unless your "pregnant woman" parking spot is surrounded by 500 spaces each reserved for every limiting factor under the sun, you will be hearing from my lawyer.
dylan terreri, i
pittsburgh, pa
www.strongwomen.info
www.RiskAffirmingPatriarchalEndeavors.com
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