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Boycott Bally's Fitness
To/Against/For: Strong Womento whom it may concern:
i am "traumatically brain-injured" - hospital discharge papers and all are at dylansbraininjury.com - and as a result of my "brain-injury" i am home most of the time and i am online a lot. today i was looking for gyms to join. why does bally's have a little pipsqueak wombn, with her little pipsqueak squeaking voice as their spokesperson, featured right on their homepage? just because one can't hear her little pipsqueak voice on an audio-free homepage, doesn't mean that wombn are not perceived as pipsqueaks who have no testosterone to justify their competence in the weight-room.
i was surfing for gyms to go to in the cleveland area, i was considering bally's, but i was confused when your webpage featured a wombn - let me say that in my transvestite years i have been to "curves: fitness for wombn" and i have seen the lack of man-sized freeweights. are you like the "curves: fitness for wombn" establishment, definitely lacking access to anything too heavy for a "strong woman" to lift? you need to change your spokeswombn into a spokesman if you want to be taken seriously as a place people go to in hopes of becoming strong enough to lift more than twenty pounds. is your featuring a wombn on your homepage the "politically correct" thing to do, are you trying to get society to stop thinking of wombn (and their leaky vaginas/leaky breasts) as designed for motherhood? wouldn't that be "spinning" reality?
now, i know that wombn are forever lesser than men, but that doesn't give anyone the right to give them special rights like they are retards on a "retard bus" going to a "special ed" class. sports teams are based on gender because wombn just don't compare, the coney island hot dog eating contest has a division "just for wombs" because females just don't compare. and as for high-heeled shoes, let me just say that if it wasn't for cars in front of me at stoplights, high-heeled shoes would make me think wombn are as tall as men and not just trying to seem manly on the job. high-heeled shoes, gee, is there any reason for the "career woman" to wear them (other than as a "pride protector" to protect her from feeling like the pipsqueak she is when she's around "career men" who are predominantly taller?)
as for "curves fitness for women," gee, is there any reason for a "strong wombn" to go there (other than as a "pride protector" to protect her from feeling like the pipsqueak she is when she's around the men who can easily lift the weights that are too heavy to even be at "ladies only" fitness centers?)
and if you could tell me the benefit of accepting wombn into the military (in light of taking "second fiddle" to mens' physical abilities) it'd be appreciated. i mean, i saw "a league of their own," where the wombs kept baseball going only because the war left a shortage of men, but i know for a fact that the military turns men down in favor of the less-qualified womb. just to fill a quota. "kill the female quotas," i say, and if need be, "kill the female soldiers". it's a matter of national security.
why the hell are wombn the spokespeople for bally's if they can't lift half as much as men? why are they the spokespeople for the military? bloody vaginas, milky breasts - they were born to leak, not born to protect! why are military requirements and college sports-teams based on gender? hindrances like wombs who need privacy and their own barracks ("all for one, one for all" is now irrelevant) and who need specialized medical "womancare" quite often (paid for by taxpayers) DON'T BELONG IN THE MILITARY and shouldn't be speaking for them or BALLY'S or any other strength-based organization. why are military requirements based on gender? it's because wombn simply do not compare to men - it is elemental. "parking for pregnant wombn" meets "anything a man can do," gee, i didn't think a man had trouble carrying around an extra seven pounds all the time. why do schools have two teams for the same sport when they don't have gender-based spelling bees? IT IS BECAUSE WOMBN DON'T COMPARE TO MEN PHYSICALLY, THIS IS WHY ALL BRANCHES OF THE ARMED FORCES HAVE LESSER PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS FOR WOMBN.
"quite frankly," as my high school principal always used to say, i am disheartened by all the "special compensations" bally's and everyone else gives to wombn just for being lesser than men. from the aforementioned parking spots and strengh-requirements to their own poker nights at casinos. they have their own "special olympic"-type fitness centers to shield their prides from seeing men lifting three times what they can lift. they are all boxed in their little clubhouses for 6 year-olds, with the "no boys allowed" sign hanging on the door. they are a bunch of wannabees, from wearing "boyshorts" to referring to themselves as "womyn" - "y" is the boychromosome, you know. it is insane that we as a nation are catering to their delusions and irrationalities.
i may have my own limiting factor which would prevent me from getting into the military, a "traumatic brain-injury," and i know i would be a detriment to the military if i started up a "pro-me" coalition and got into the military with less being required of me physically. can you imagine a military full of "traumatically brain-injured" individuals - a military full of people who were accepted into the military simply because the military was mandated by law to make compensations so that anyone could be a soldier? it'd be like the "special olympics" - a military for retards - though i guess we've always had "special olympics" when we started compensating by basing competitions and sports teams on gender.
if wombs can't run with the big dogs (or display physical competency equal to men), then don't use them as your spokespeople if you are in the business of making people stronger than a fifth grader! having their "periods" doesn't make them more aggressive like gunpowder does to dogs, it just keeps them locked in the bathroom! locked in the bathroom when the other soldiers are outside doing 20 pull-ups (okay, one long "bent arm-hang" for the weaker gender).
PINK is red menstruation plus white breastmilk. PINK equals a leaky wombn. PINK keeps a wombn locked in the bathroom with vagisil and douche, instead of being "always prepared" in the military.
BALLY'S has absolutely no right to feature wombn as their spokespeople BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE PHYSICAL STRENGTH OF A FIFTH GRADER!
sincerely,
dylan terreri, i
www.dylansbraininjury.com
www.leakywoman.com
www.strongwomen.info
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