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i am the webmaster of a website known as imaybedumbbutimhot.com, and i do have a "traumatic brain-injury" which makes me dumb, but i feel i have a legitimate complaint towards the city of pittsburgh and the rivers casino.
i have been picked on and publicly humiliated today at the rivers casino in pittsburgh, pennsylvania. i was standing in line for a chance to spin the wheel for a drawing that kdka radio was holding, just standing with my hands down my pants as i always do. i heard this lot of cocoa-americans in back of me start cat-calling names like "assman" and "asinine," but i wasn't really sure why - since i was not expecting people who are that rude to have money to spend at a casino. i guess i just didn't think of the free money that cocoa-americans get on account of them being welfare-enabled porch-monkeys who can be seen standing around on their porches all day, smoking crack, while legitimate americans don't rely on the government to be their personal fran drescher.
when i got to the front of the line, almost ready to spin the wheel, i was approached by one of the men who were running the drawing. he told me that i was not allowed to spin the wheel because i had my hands down my pants. i told him that i could wear gloves, but he still wouldn't let me. now, he did allow me to pick any one of the prizes without my spinning the wheel, i guess that was better than spinning the wheel and having little chance of winning the shirt that i took home, but i still was publicly humiliated.
i was not fingering my own asshole, i was grabbing my cheeks and flexing them as exercise to someday get a behind you can bounce a quarter off of. when i took my hands out of my pants as i got closer to the wheel THAT I THOUGHT I WOULD BE SPINNING, the cocoa-americans all started cheering in back of me. this was very humiliating. i felt so degraded, even if i was told that i could take my choice of any of the prizes without spinning the wheel. i was singled out and picked on tonight by a bunch of cocoa-americans for being who i am and for loving myself.
i am writing this letter as a public complaint, i feel that what rivers casino (or kdka) did to me was discriminatory towards bodybuilders. my hands did not come out of my pants with ANY cocoa-colored skin - none at all. now, i realize that cocoa-americans are cocoa-colored since birth because they came out of the wrong end of their mothers, i realize that just because they are cocoa-americans doesn't mean they still have fresh shit all over their bodies, but cocoa-americans should remove the speck from their own eye before complaining about an ASSUMPTION of brown skin. before complaining about someone who was merely feeling his ass-muscles while exercising. my ass-cheeks are cleaner than my hands - my ass-cheeks are covered by clothing all day. i smother my underoos (boys 16, thank you) with armpit roll-on to keep that area from being sweaty and smelling rank.
i am not sure if i should sue for humiliation, i know i could probably sue for discrimination since i was singled out and not permitted to spin the wheel. if clean hands are a prerequisite for spinning the wheel, there should be a hand-washing station to the side of the wheel. brown-skinned cocoas should be watched to make sure they wash their hands since it is so hard to tell whether or not there is any remnant of brown shit on their brown skin. if clean hands are a prerequisite for spinning the wheel, then EVERY wheel-spinner's hands should be inspected to keep the wheel sterile.
i am very offended by the actions of rivers casino and/or kdka. i was singled out and publicly humiliated by rivers casino and/or kdka. i will be contacting a lawyer - maybe a gay rights lawyer who says his name is william would be more apropos...whether or not his name is really bill, billy, mac or buddy.
sincerely,
dylan terreri, i
www.jaggedlittledyl.com, LLC
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